{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-ceo-cat","title":"'CEO Cat' Black Tote Bag — Carry Your Things. Shiri Carries the Vision.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery great CEO needs a bag. Shiri has chosen this one for you. You're welcome.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eCEO Cat\u003c\/em\u003e black tote is the official bag of Joyful Objects — approved, overseen, and largely ignored by Shiri, the black cat who runs this operation from her strategic position on the warmest spot of the sofa. She didn't design the bag. She didn't need to. She simply made it clear, through a series of slow blinks and one very pointed sit on the laptop, that it should exist. And so it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it to the office. Take it to the farmers market. Take it to your 9am meeting where you will be the most interesting person in the room simply because your tote has a CEO cat on it and theirs does not. Fill it with sourdough, homemade mayo, pickles, and the quiet confidence of someone who answers to a higher power — specifically, a small black cat who has never once doubted herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: the Finanzamt is technically more powerful than Shiri. She is aware. She does not accept this. Do not bring it up in her presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐈⬛ Shiri-approved — she sat near it once and didn't knock it off. Highest honour.\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Classic black — because the CEO said so and that's the whole reason\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 10-litre capacity — sourdough, mayo, pickles, and one executive nap blanket\u003cbr\u003e🇩🇪 Finanzamt-resistant — not legally, but spiritually\u003cbr\u003e💪 Reinforced handles — strong enough for a full market haul, Shiri-tested\u003cbr\u003e🧵 100% cotton — bubbe-approved, CEO-tolerated\u003cbr\u003e🖼️ Large print area at front — bold enough to announce the leadership\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low — Shiri supports cleanliness when it suits her\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, Shiri's approval pending\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Shiri we trust. The Finanzamt may send letters. Shiri will sit on them. Don't sit in her chair. Hang the tote. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52994548597064,"sku":"5563b102-dda8-42f0-b8ae-78786ce4e72e","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/171c149e-bdb3-42ce-8efd-52f1e9258118.webp?v=1777368233","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-ceo-cat","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}