{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-falafel-before-feelings","title":"'Falafel Before Feelings' Tote — Fried First. Feelings Later. Maybe Never.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe falafel is crispy. The feelings are not invited.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 'Falafel Before Feelings' tote is for the ones who are significantly less afraid of eating fried falafels than of feeling the feelings for someone in Tel Aviv, Alcudia, Texas, Darmstadt, or wherever your person — the one you are definitely not thinking about — happens to be located right now. The falafel does not watch your Instagram stories and say nothing. The falafel does not make you wonder. The falafel is just there, fried in saturated fat, asking nothing of you emotionally. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFood fried in saturated fat — not the seed oils, we have discussed this — is always preferable to fried feelings and broken hearts. This is not a controversial opinion. This is a lifestyle. This is a tote bag now. 💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the woman who orders another round of falafel instead of sending the text. It is for the Middle Eastern food therapy community. It is for everyone who knows that hummus heals faster than an apology. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧆 Black tote, white font — crisp, honest, emotionally unavailable\u003cbr\u003e💔 For the ones who choose fried over feelings every single time\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for your groceries and your unresolved emotions\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOrder the falafel. Skip the feelings. Carry the tote. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53220004659528,"sku":"00d4b520-f3b1-4a26-a14f-59cb32acd452","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/d38d8e92-53eb-4a67-8240-32484f00fecb.jpg?v=1780382918","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-falafel-before-feelings","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}