{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-guilt-is-my-love-langauge","title":"'Guilt Is My Love Language' Black Tote Bag — Carry Your Sins. And Your Shopping. In Style.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis bag has been to confession. Not recently, if we're honest — it has been quite a long time and there is a specific low-level awareness of this fact that surfaces every Sunday and then quietly disappears again by Monday morning — but it has been. It knows the drill. It knows the Act of Contrition. It knows the feeling of walking out into the sunshine afterwards feeling briefly, beautifully clean before the week begins again and the account starts refilling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the bag for the lapsed Catholic who still crosses themselves on a turbulent flight. For the devoted Catholic who lights a candle for everyone they love and several people they are worried about. For the person who grew up with a rosary in the kitchen drawer, a palm cross behind the picture frame, and a grandmother who had a Mass said for their intentions without mentioning it because that is simply what you do when you love someone and cannot think of anything else to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake it to the market. To brunch. To your mother's house, where she will see it, say nothing, and be quietly, completely pleased. Take it to the place where you buy the good bread and the cheese and the wine for Sunday lunch. Take it anywhere. The guilt travels with you regardless — you might as well have a good bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💖 Guilt Is My Love Language — a confession, a lifestyle, a tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤🌸 Black tote, pink typography — dark on the outside, warm and loving on the inside, exactly like the guilt\u003cbr\u003e\n🕯️ Pairs perfectly with the Guilt Is My Love Language poster — complete Catholic aesthetic, wall and market run\u003cbr\u003e\n💪 Reinforced handles — strong enough for the Sunday shopping, strong enough for the emotional weight\u003cbr\u003e\n🛍️ 10-litre capacity — shopping, rosary, keys that Saint Anthony eventually located, all fits\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 100% cotton — natural, honest, like a good confession\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ Large print area at front — bold enough to announce the love language\u003cbr\u003e\n🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low — clean conscience, clean bag\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no judgment, no penance required\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTake the bag. Buy the good bread. Call your mother. Light a candle. You know what you did. L'chaim. Amen. Whatever applies. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53024949797192,"sku":"6080d6f5-c9d3-4e78-a3ed-1113bba62b65","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/88014996-c991-4766-9c75-991ebec75c71.webp?v=1777704897","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-guilt-is-my-love-langauge","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}