{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-hummus-olives-pita","title":"'Hummus, Olives, Pita' Black Tote Bag — Carry the Holy Trinity. Everywhere. Always.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis bag has been to the market. It has carried the good olives — the wrinkled ones, the ones that have lived — and the warm pita wrapped in paper, and a container of hummus made properly, at home, with enough tahini and not a single apology. It knows what matters. It has its priorities completely in order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eHummus, Olives, Pita\u003c\/em\u003e black tote is for the people who understand that a trip to the market is not an errand. It is a ritual. It is the weekly renewal of your commitment to eating well, living intentionally, and never, under any circumstances, buying the supermarket hummus tub. We do not speak of the supermarket hummus tub.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake this bag to the shuk. To the farmers market. To your bubbe's kitchen. Fill it with things that make sense — olives, pita, a lemon, fresh herbs, something fermented and hopeful. Carry it with the quiet confidence of someone who has never once doubted the menu and never will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr: take it to the office. Let it announce, without words, that you are a person with values. That you eat properly. That somewhere at home there is a bowl of hummus waiting, and warm pita, and olives, and that life — despite everything — is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💙 Hummus, Olives, Pita — a philosophy, a Friday night, a non-negotiable\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Classic black — as timeless as the mezze itself, as dignified as your olive selection\u003cbr\u003e\n🛍️ 10-litre capacity — hummus, olives, pita, and the quiet satisfaction of someone who shops correctly\u003cbr\u003e\n�ad Bubbe-approved — she carried heavier things with less and complained about it more. This bag honours her.\u003cbr\u003e\n💪 Reinforced handles — strong enough for brisket, strong enough for a very large container of tahini\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 100% cotton — eco-conscious, market-ready, mezze-approved\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ Large print area at front — bold enough to announce the philosophy\u003cbr\u003e\n🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low — treat it as well as you treat the hummus\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises, no cold pita\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarm the pita. Open the olives. Make the hummus properly. Take the bag. Go to the market. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53019837268296,"sku":"77203744-ac5c-4a30-aa2e-9610f8751603","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/0bb56bb5-a3c2-4eba-8a74-d7a92fbc9fac.webp?v=1777612713","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-hummus-olives-pita","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}