{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-latkes-and-gefilte","title":"Latkes \u0026 Gefilte Black Tote Bag — Carries Pickles, Sourdough \u0026 the Sins of Your Ancestors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou already carry the weight of your ancestors, a sourdough starter that refuses to rise, and at least three jars of homemade pickles. You might as well do it with a cute bag.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eLatkes \u0026amp; Gefilte\u003c\/em\u003e black tote is here for all of life's essentials: sourdough loaves that didn't rise (again), jars of homemade mayonnaise, pickles in various stages of fermentation, library books about Eastern European history, and the quiet dignity of a woman who has Seen Things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt goes to the farmers market. It goes to therapy. It goes to your mother's house where she will immediately ask why you didn't bring more food — and also why there are pickle brine stains on the lining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt holds 10 litres of whatever you need — groceries, feelings, a starter named Moishe, four jars of dill pickles, a small babushka emergency kit. No judgment. Only reinforced stitching.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🖤 Classic black — as timeless as gefilte fish, as chic as existential dread\u003cbr\u003e\n🥒 Pickle-approved — holds up to four jars, tested by a woman with zero windowsill space left\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 100% cotton — because synthetic fabrics are not something your grandmother would approve of\u003cbr\u003e\n🛍️ 10-litre capacity — enough for latkes, sourdough, and all the pickles\u003cbr\u003e\n💪 Reinforced handles — built to last, unlike your sourdough's will to live\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ Large print area at front — so the whole market knows exactly what kind of person you are\u003cbr\u003e\n🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low — treat it well. It carries a lot.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — nothing wasted, everything meaningful. The babushka way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShlep with intention. Carry with chutzpah. Smell faintly of dill. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52983872586056,"sku":"351c7490-f33e-46cc-bae2-d2551ef30d76","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/a94c898e-e9d8-453d-b2bd-904dc9ad6e95.png?v=1777271226","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-latkes-and-gefilte","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}