{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-black-the-anchovy-doesnt-negotiate","title":"'The Anchovy Doesn't Negotiate' Tote — Small. Salty. Completely Immovable.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe anchovy has been here longer than you. Longer than the recipe. Longer than the argument about whether it belongs on the pizza.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 'The Anchovy Doesn't Negotiate' tote is for everyone who understands that the small, intense, deeply misunderstood things are often the ones doing the most important work. Black tote, red font — as bold and salty as those awesome anchovies. It does not ask for permission. It does not wait to be invited. It goes in. It dissolves. It becomes everything. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou might say you hate anchovies while being completely unaware that you ate them in your Caesar salad and loved every single bite. The original Caesar recipe is with anchovies AND a raw egg yolk. And we Ray Peat people love raw egg yolks for all the amazing vitamins. The anchovy was there the whole time. Negotiating nothing. Winning everything. 💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is also for everyone who is, themselves, a little bit anchovy. Small but mighty. Salty when necessary. Impossible to ignore once you have made your presence known. Dissolving into situations and somehow making everything better. Not negotiating. Never negotiating. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐟 Black tote, red font — as bold and salty as those awesome anchovies\u003cbr\u003e🥚 Raw egg yolk in the Caesar. Original recipe. Ray Peat approved. The anchovy knew first.\u003cbr\u003e🍕 Pairs perfectly with Anchovies on Pizza and 50 Shades of Lox — the full salty, briny, unapologetic wall\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for your groceries and your immovable convictions\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no negotiations, no compromises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOpen the tin. Trust the anchovy. Negotiate nothing. Carry the tote. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53225057911112,"sku":"ea0bc0a6-2b79-49ab-88fe-89cda69b4f85","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/f17c7915-39ad-4bc8-ba50-6139c0d0ec4d.jpg?v=1780469787","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-black-the-anchovy-doesnt-negotiate","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}