{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-navy-slave-to-the-cat-lettering","title":"'Slave to the Cat' Tote Bag — Hand Lettered, Navy, For Furry CEO Employees Everywhere","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNavy blue. White hand lettered script. Three words. Obviously your official job title. Obviously it was never on your CV but obviously it should have been. Obviously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis was lettered by hand with an acrylic marker on actual paper. No bought script. No AI. No digital shortcuts. Actual human hands, actual marker, actual deep understanding of what it means to be employed by a creature who has never once said thank you and never once will. Obviously. 💙😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNavy blue cotton. White hand lettered SLAVE TO THE CAT over your shoulder everywhere you go. Obviously the most honest tote bag in the room. Obviously. 💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with the canned tuna your cat demands for dinner or there will be consequences.\u003cbr\u003e\nFill it with fish from the Mediterranean fish market or the Israeli shuk because obviously your cat has standards and obviously those standards are non-negotiable.\u003cbr\u003e\nFill it with cat toys your cat will ignore in favor of the cardboard box they came in.\u003cbr\u003e\nFill it with your own groceries if you must, but obviously the cat’s snacks take priority. Obviously your cat is the boss. Obviously always. Obviously. 😂💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the cat person who has fully accepted their employment status and is at peace with it.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one gifting it to a cat person they love — because nothing says “I see you and I respect your life choices” like this tote. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one whose cat woke them up at 3 AM, got fed immediately, and then walked away without eating it. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Slave to the Cat' is not a tote bag. It is an official employment declaration, hand lettered, navy blue, over your shoulder now. Obviously your furry CEO approves. Obviously they approve of everything. Obviously it is their shop too. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 Hand lettered with an acrylic marker, scanned, vectorized against Adobe Illustrator’s will — the art won. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n🐙 Navy blue tote, white hand lettered script — dark, elegant, and completely done with the 3 AM tuna demands. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ For the cat slave, the furry CEO employee, the one whose cat has a better life than most humans. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n🤝 Pairs perfectly with \u003cstrong\u003e'Slave to the Cat' Poster\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e'Cat CEO Loves Tuna'\u003c\/strong\u003e, and every other cat-adjacent product in this shop — right here, obviously\u003cbr\u003e\n🛋️ 10 litre capacity — enough for the tuna, the toys, the treats, and one very clear employment declaration\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 100% cotton, 100-170 g\/m², reinforced handles — built for people who carry cat supplies seriously. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no AI, no tuna smell included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou didn’t choose the cat life. The cat life chose you. Carry it proudly. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53501843210568,"sku":"78d7b54e-2d6a-4291-bce5-c78c99c5e4f0","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/14d55b45-1e6a-4469-a244-58e1686baff1.jpg?v=1783681788","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-navy-slave-to-the-cat-lettering","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}