{"product_id":"classic-tote-bag-white-married-to-mayo","title":"Tote Bag | Married to Mayo — My therapist knows. She's concerned.","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are people who \u003cem\u003elike\u003c\/em\u003e mayonnaise. And then there is you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou make your own. You have a preferred oil. You have thoughts about the mustard-to-lemon ratio that you keep mostly to yourself because last time you shared them, someone left the room. Your fridge contains at least two jars in various stages of existence. One of them has a name. You don't talk about that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tote was made for you. It goes to the market. It carries the eggs (for the mayo), the lemons (for the mayo), the sourdough (technically not for the mayo, but you've been thinking about it), and whatever babushka would have called \"provisions\" with the energy of someone who survived things and still made borscht from scratch on a Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt holds 10 litres. That's a lot of mayo ingredients. We're not judging. We're impressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it on your door. Take it everywhere. Let it be known.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥚 100% cotton — as reliable as a good emulsion\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 10-litre capacity — enough for a full mayo-related grocery mission\u003cbr\u003e💪 Reinforced handles — it will not let you down, unlike store-bought mayo\u003cbr\u003e🖼️ Large printed at front — your identity, announced at full volume\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low — it deserves care. So do you.\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — made with intention, like homemade mayo. No minimums.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMake the mayo. Use the good oil. Don't break the emulsion. Carry the tote. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52983387521352,"sku":"44f8bbd6-a909-4899-b76d-7b0d9e077969","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/a293f903-48c0-41de-bf7c-62149159c322.webp?v=1777262698","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/classic-tote-bag-white-married-to-mayo","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}