{"product_id":"falafel-before-feelings-poster-the-chickpea-has-spoken","title":"'Falafel Before Feelings' Poster — The Chickpea Has Spoken.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are moments in life when feelings arrive uninvited, loud, and entirely unhelpful. And there are moments when falafel arrives — crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned with cumin and the quiet wisdom of ten thousand years of culinary certainty. The choice is obvious. The chickpea has spoken.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFalafel Before Feelings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e poster is for the people who know. Who have stood at a street stall in Tel Aviv, or in a kitchen in Frankfurt, or at a table that started as lunch and became a three-hour philosophical discussion, and understood without being told that falafel is not a snack. It is a coping mechanism. It is a worldview. It is, frankly, better than most of the feelings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe falafel must be crispy. If it is not crispy, we start again. The tahini must be generous. The pita must be warm. The feelings can wait outside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💙 Falafel Before Feelings — a philosophy, a coping strategy, a non-negotiable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🟦 Blue background, white typography — the color of Mediterranean skies and absolute chickpea certainty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧆 Pairs with warm pita, generous tahini, a cold Goldstar, and people who don’t ask too many questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 Not with soggy falafel. We have been very clear about this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, as grounded as a proper falafel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — because the chickpea deserves respect\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous conviction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises, no soggy falafel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake the falafel. Warm the pita. Sort out the feelings later. Hang the poster. L’chaim. 💙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53140742046024,"sku":"41d539c8-8547-4a6c-96e6-cac3acc3c89f","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/falafel_before_feelings_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1779343450","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/falafel-before-feelings-poster-the-chickpea-has-spoken","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}