{"product_id":"motivational-dentist-phobia-tote-black","title":"'Motivational Dentist Phobia' Tote — Carry Your Feelings. Leave Your Dignity at the Reception Desk.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis tote bag is for everyone who has a dentist appointment they have been rescheduling since 2019.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who you are. The one who googles \"is it really that bad to skip the dentist for five years\" at 2 AM. The one who books the appointment, feels proud, and then cancels it three days before because something came up. Something always comes up. The one who finally went, gripped the armrest for dear life, survived the whole thing, and walked out feeling like they had just completed an Ironman. You deserve a tote bag. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the dentist-phobic friend who needs to know they are not alone. It is for the brave patient who came back after years away and deserves every form of recognition available. It is for the dentist who wants to give their most heroic patients a gift that actually acknowledges what they just went through. It is for everyone whose deep rooted phobia — as deep as the root canal treatment — finally met its match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMotivational dentist phobia is not a character flaw. It is a diagnosis. It is a lifestyle. It is a tote bag now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Black tote, pink typography — as pinkish as your now healthy gums since you overcame your dentist phobia and started going like the real pro you are\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 100% cotton, 3–5 oz\/yd² — sturdy enough to carry your feelings AND your post-appointment ice cream\u003cbr\u003e📐 10 litre capacity — fits everything except the anxiety, which unfortunately is carry-on only\u003cbr\u003e🔧 Reinforced stitching on handles — stronger than your grip on that armrest\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no waiting room, no paper bib, no drill sounds\u003cbr\u003e🦷 Pairs perfectly with the Motivational Dentist Phobia poster and the entire Dental Trauma Series — the complete gift set for your bravest friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTake it to the farmers market. Take it to the pharmacy. Take it to the dentist waiting room as an act of radical self-expression. Give it to someone who finally made the appointment and showed up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou made it through the chair. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53211981218120,"sku":"8fb5cf22-64c3-4543-ae10-b3d966b4e3f2","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/44356386-713c-42d6-9756-dc706c4ffe28.webp?v=1780288325","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/motivational-dentist-phobia-tote-black","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}