{"product_id":"premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-50-shades-of-lox","title":"'50 Shades of Lox' Poster — A Love Story. A Lifestyle. A Very Good Reason to Go to the Deli.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou've read the book. You've seen the film. But have you truly explored the full spectrum of smoked salmon? Have you gone deep? Have you committed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003e50 Shades of Lox\u003c\/em\u003e poster is for the connoisseurs. The ones who know the difference between wild-caught and farmed, between cold-smoked and hot-smoked, between the lox your bubbe served on a Sunday and the lox you found at that deli that one time and have been chasing ever since like a person in love with something they cannot fully explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLox is not just food. Lox is a relationship. It is Sunday mornings and cream cheese and a bagel that's still warm and someone across the table who understands, without being told, that this moment is sacred. It is the taste of belonging. It is Eastern European roots translated into something pink and silky and perfect on a plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt pairs with homemade mayo if you're feeling adventurous — just not with the pastrami, we've been through this, we know the rules. It does not require Passover restrictions. It is available year-round. It is, in every shade, magnificent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💛 50 shades — from barely-there blush to deep, smoky commitment\u003cbr\u003e\n🧱🖤 Orange background, black typography — warm, bold, the color of a Sunday well spent\u003cbr\u003e\n🥚 Pairs with cream cheese, capers, homemade mayo, and zero regrets\u003cbr\u003e\n🚫 Not with the pastrami. We have been very clear about this.\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, as silky as the subject matter\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — because the ocean deserves respect, almost as much as the lox\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous depth of feeling\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, infinite shades\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGo to the deli. Order the lox. Hang the poster. Live your best life. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52994874507592,"sku":"c72ecf9c-830e-4239-8fb4-cd646b8179e3","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/50_shades_of_lox_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1778304769","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-50-shades-of-lox","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}