{"product_id":"premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-burnout-princess","title":"'Burnout Princess' Poster — She Built Something. The Government Sent a Bill About It.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou did not burn out because you were weak. You burned out because you gave everything — every idea, every hour, every last creative cell — and then the government looked at what you had built and said: lovely, we will take forty percent of that. And also a quarterly advance. And also a monthly health insurance contribution calculated on income you do not yet have. And also, have you considered your pension gap?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou had not considered your pension gap. You were considering how to pay rent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eBurnout Princess\u003c\/em\u003e did not arrive at burnout through laziness. She arrived through the specific exhaustion of being a one-woman operation in a system designed for large entities with HR departments and tax advisors on retainer. She invoiced. She chased the invoices. She paid the Finanzamt before she paid herself. She filled out the ELSTER forms at midnight because that is when the anxiety peaked and at least doing something felt better than lying there calculating how much she owed on income she had not yet received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe made homemade mayo during the burnout. The GKV was not consulted. The mayo was excellent. The GKV sent another letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd still she is here. Still building. Still invoicing. Still rising, like a sourdough starter on the kitchen counter — slowly, stubbornly, without anyone's permission and certainly without a subsidy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not failure. That is the most heroic thing a person can do in this economy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👸 Burnout Princess — a diagnosis, a memoir, a tax write-off\u003cbr\u003e\n🌸 Pink background, white typography — soft, warm, the color of someone who has been through it and is still standing\u003cbr\u003e\n💬 Pairs perfectly with the Gaslit by Bureaucracy poster, the Mailbox Trauma tote, and a very large glass of wine\u003cbr\u003e\n🥄 Homemade mayo was made during the burnout. The GKV was not consulted.\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, unlike the tax system\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — because unlike the Finanzamt, this poster gives something back\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous vindication\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, unlike your mandatory health insurance contributions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHang it where you work. Or where you used to work before the burnout. Or where you are slowly, carefully, building again. You are not the problem. You have never been the problem. L'chaim — and may your next letter be a refund. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53039353430344,"sku":"6773aad2-6349-4024-b70b-83b991b20dc4","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/burnout_princess_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1778302540","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-burnout-princess","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}