{"product_id":"premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-i-trust-my-dentist-more-than-my-dad","title":"'I Trust My Dentist More Than My Dad' Poster — At Least the Dentist Shows Up for the Appointment","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe dentist calls to confirm. The dentist sends a reminder. The dentist explains what they're doing before they do it and asks if you're okay and means it. The bar is on the floor and the dentist is still clearing it with ease.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eI Trust My Dentist More Than My Dad\u003c\/em\u003e poster is for everyone who has done the math and arrived at this conclusion with complete clarity and zero drama. It is not bitter. It is not angry. It is simply accurate — the kind of honest that only comes after enough therapy, enough time, and enough appointments with a dental professional who has never once let you down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dentist gives you crowns. The dentist makes you a princess. The dentist sends you home with a goodie bag and a follow-up plan and the quiet, revolutionary knowledge that some people in this world will simply show up and do what they said they would do. This is not a low bar. This is, apparently, a rare gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in your bathroom, where you will see it every time you brush your teeth — a twice-daily reminder that you have survived, that you have chosen well, and that your dental health is in excellent hands even when other things were not. Hang it for yourself. Hang it for every person who will walk into your home, read it, and exhale with recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🦷 The dentist shows up. Every time. Without being asked twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n🌸❤️ Pink background, red typography — soft on the outside, extremely honest on the inside\u003cbr\u003e\n👑 Pairs beautifully with the ‘I'm a Princess, My Dentist Gave Me Crowns’ tote — a complete collection for the dental-trust era of your life\u003cbr\u003e\n🥚 Homemade mayo was made during the healing process. It helped. The sourdough also helped.\u003cbr\u003e\n🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, dependable — just like the dentist\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — because good things should last\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous emotional accuracy\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no cancellations, no no-shows\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBook the appointment. Trust the dentist. Hang the poster. You already know what you know. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52997357633864,"sku":"1061d822-7d60-4831-b76f-744f8e766fc3","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/I_trust_my_dentist_more_than_my_dad_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1778305371","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-i-trust-my-dentist-more-than-my-dad","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}