{"product_id":"premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-i-urgently-need-some-vitamin-sea","title":"'I Urgently Need Some Vitamin Sea' Poster — A Medical Emergency in 13×18 cm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not a want. This is a clinical deficiency. The doctor would prescribe it if the doctor had ever been to Alcudia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou have the symptoms. The inexplicable sadness every Sunday evening that is definitely not about Monday and is absolutely about the fact that you are not sitting at a cala right now with your feet in turquoise water and a cold drink in your hand. The way you stop scrolling every single time someone posts a Mediterranean beach video. The physical pain of being olive-deprived, sun-deprived, cala-deprived, and stuck somewhere that has neither a coastline nor a reasonable excuse for its weather. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlue background. Turquoise typography. The exact colors of your favorite Mallorcan cala on a perfect July morning. This poster is not decoration. It is a diagnosis. And also a prescription. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd if you are very lucky — someone special is already waiting for you in the Mediterranean, eating fruit on a pebble beach, posting stories, and not texting you nearly enough. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the one who has googled flights to Palma at least once this week at 11 PM.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one whose body physically rejects landlocked existence.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one who considers the Mediterranean not a holiday destination but a basic human right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'I Urgently Need Some Vitamin Sea' is not a poster. It is a medical emergency framed in 13×18 cm. It is wall art now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💙🌊 Deep blue background, bold turquoise typography — the exact colors of a Mallorcan cala that is currently existing without you, which is frankly unacceptable\u003cbr\u003e\n🏥 For the cala-deprived, sun-starved, olive-deficient, and Mediterranean-deficient — this is your prescription\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Hang it on the wall. Look at it every morning. Let it remind you that the sea is still there and you are getting back to it. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n🤝 Pairs perfectly with \u003cstrong\u003e'Fast Forward Myself to Alcudia' Poster\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e'Menos Drama y Más Cala' Poster\u003c\/strong\u003e — right here in the shop\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous clinical urgency\u003cbr\u003e\n🖨️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — FSC-certified, smooth, non-reflective, luxuriously soft\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no waiting rooms, no German weather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe sea is not going anywhere. But you should be. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53454537457992,"sku":"5928214f-c305-4e5d-ae0a-f1b05bea71da","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/I_urgently_need_some_vitamin_sea_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1783266034","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-i-urgently-need-some-vitamin-sea","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}