{"product_id":"premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-slave-to-the-cat-lettering","title":"'Slave to the Cat' Poster — Hand Lettered, Rosé Pink, For Furry CEO Employees Everywhere","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRosé pink background. White hand lettered script. Three words. Obviously the most accurate job title you have ever held. Obviously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis was lettered by hand with an acrylic marker on actual paper. Then scanned. Then vectorized — a process that involved Adobe Illustrator adding white circles into places white circles had absolutely no business being, ChatGPT suggesting to redraw the entire lettering with a mouse (obviously not), and eventually a 2-color vectorization solution that worked despite everyone involved. Obviously the art survived. Obviously it always does. Obviously. 💙😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe result: rosé pink background, white flowing hand lettered script, and three words that every cat owner reads and immediately feels completely seen. Obviously. 💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eObviously you are a bad slave if there is no tuna for dinner. Obviously you know this. Obviously your furry CEO has made this very clear on multiple occasions, at 3 AM, directly into your face. Obviously. 😂💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the one whose cat has a more demanding schedule than any boss they have ever had — and is significantly less apologetic about it.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one who bought the expensive cat food, the orthopedic cat bed, and the window hammock, and whose cat sleeps in a cardboard box. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is for the one who knows that “slave” is not an insult — it is a lifestyle, a calling, and honestly the most stable employment they have ever had. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Slave to the Cat' is not a poster. It is an official employment contract between you and your furry CEO, hand lettered, rosé pink, framed on the wall now. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 Hand lettered with an acrylic marker, scanned, vectorized against Adobe Illustrator’s will — the art won. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n💗 Rosé pink background, white hand lettered script — soft, elegant, and absolutely done with the 3 AM wake-up calls. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ For the cat slave, the furry CEO employee, the one whose tuna budget exceeds their own food budget. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n🤝 Pairs perfectly with \u003cstrong\u003e'Slave to the Cat' Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e'Cat CEO Loves Tuna'\u003c\/strong\u003e, and every other cat-adjacent product in this shop — right here, obviously\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 13×18 cm \/ 5×7″ — small format, enormous feline authority\u003cbr\u003e\n🖨️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — FSC-certified, smooth, non-reflective, Shiri-approved\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no tuna required, no 3 AM wake-up calls included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou didn’t choose the cat life. The cat life chose you. And obviously you wouldn’t have it any other way. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53501789897032,"sku":"5e8e8572-6d65-476d-a8bd-1ec94eaea4be","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/slave_to_the_cat_lettering_poster_mockup.jpg?v=1783681455","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/premium-matte-paper-poster-13x18-cm-5x7-slave-to-the-cat-lettering","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}