{"product_id":"torah-came-cheesecake-stayed-tote-black","title":"'Torah Came. Cheesecake Stayed.' Tote — Carry the Dairy Commandment. Obviously.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGod gave the Torah on Mount Sinai. The Jewish people accepted it. And then they went home and made cheesecake. This tote bag is for everyone who understands that this was the correct sequence of events.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dairy tradition is not a footnote. It is a cornerstone. Shavuot without cheesecake is just a Tuesday with extra reading. And Ruth did not walk all that way for you to bring fruit salad. She did not. We have discussed this. The discussion is closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for everyone who takes the dairy commandment as seriously as the other ones. For the one who shows up to the holiday table with 40% fat quark, canned mandarins, and the absolute certainty that they are doing this correctly. For the cheese lover who needs no further theological justification. For the right people — who already know. The wrong people can have some cheesecake and reconsider their position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTorah came. Cheesecake stayed. It is a tote bag now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Black tote, white typography — as white as your Shavuot cheesecake and your biblical dairy convictions\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ 100% cotton, 3–5 oz\/yd² — sturdy enough to carry the quark, the mandarins, and the cheesecake home from the market\u003cbr\u003e📐 10 litre capacity — fits your feelings, your 40% fat quark, and at least one full cheesecake\u003cbr\u003e🔧 Reinforced stitching on handles — because the cheesecake is heavy and non-negotiable\u003cbr\u003e🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low\u003cbr\u003e✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises, no fruit salad\u003cbr\u003e🍰 Pairs perfectly with the Torah Came. Cheesecake Stayed. poster and the Chosen for the Cheese tote — the complete Shavuot gift set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it to the market for the quark. Take it to the holiday table. Give it to the person in your life who has never once questioned whether cheesecake belongs on the Shavuot table because obviously it does. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBake the cheesecake. Carry it in style. L'chaim. 💙\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phyllis Tulazsewski - Joyful Objects","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53213200351560,"sku":"15632397-7850-4780-baf3-a2f69e562e24","price":34.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/3481\/7352\/files\/888d0356-4176-4fbf-b178-69230f929967.webp?v=1780299626","url":"https:\/\/phyllis-tulaszewski.com\/products\/torah-came-cheesecake-stayed-tote-black","provider":"Phyllis Tulaszewski - Joyful Objects","version":"1.0","type":"link"}