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'Hummus, Olives, Pita' Poster — The Holy Trinity. No Debate. No Substitutions.

'I Gotta Confess' Black Tote Bag — The Sins Won't Carry Themselves.

'I Gotta Confess' Poster — Bless Me Father, It Has Been A While. Quite A While. A Very Long While.

'I Overcame My Dentist Phobia' Black Tote Bag — For the Bravest Person You Know Who Still Has All Their Teeth

'I Overcame My Dentist Phobia' Poster — More Courage Than a Soldier, More Trauma Than a Sourdough That Never Rose

'I Paid For This Smile' Classic Tote Bag — The Dental Bill Was Real. So Is This Bag.

'I Paid For This Smile' Poster — Beauty Is an Investment & a Payment Plan

'I Put Mayo On Everything' Poster — A Condiment. A Lifestyle. A Dealbreaker.

'I Put Mayo On Everything' Tote — A Condiment. A Lifestyle. A Dealbreaker.

'I Trust My Dentist More Than My Dad' Poster — At Least the Dentist Shows Up for the Appointment

'I Trust My Dentist More Than My Dad' Tote — At Least the Dentist Shows Up for the Appointment.

'I'm a Princess. My Dentist Gave Me Crowns' Black Tote Bag — The Only Royalty That Comes With a Co-Pay

'I'm a Princess. My Dentist Gave Me Crowns' Poster — Royalty Is a State of Mind & a Dental Procedure

'In Cat We Trust' Poster — The Only Leadership That Has Never Let Us Down

'In Cat We Trust' Tote — The Only Leadership That Has Never Let Us Down.

'In Mayo We Trust' Poster — A Declaration of Faith for the Homemade Mayonnaise Believer

'In Mayo We Trust' Tote — A Declaration of Faith for the Homemade Mayonnaise Believer.

'Kicking Hashimoto in the Ass' Poster — Your Thyroid Started It. You're Finishing It.

'Kicking Hashimoto in the Ass' Tote — Your Thyroid Started It. You're Finishing It.

'Lox. Bagel. Home.' Black Tote Bag — For Carrying Your Groceries & Your Entire Sense of Identity

'Lox. Bagel. Home.' Poster — A Complete Philosophy of Life in Three Words & Zero Therapy Sessions

'Mailbox Trauma' Black Tote Bag — For Carrying Your Groceries & Your Unresolved Feelings About the Finanzamt

'Mailbox Trauma' Poster — For Everyone Who Opens Their Post With the Energy of Someone Defusing a Bomb