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'Just Sardines' Navy Tote Bag — Mediterranean Minimalism for the Omega Obsessed

€34,00
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'Just Sardines' Navy Tote Bag — Mediterranean Minimalism for the Omega Obsessed

No explanation needed. Just sardines. Obviously.

Navy tote. White fine line illustration. A tin. Three fish. For the ones who take their omegas seriously, their fish market trips religiously, and their tote bag choices very, very personally.

It is for the person who eats sardines straight from the tin and considers it a balanced meal.
It is for the one who knows the difference between Atlantic and Pacific and has opinions about both.
It is for the fish market regular who deserves a bag that matches the energy.

'Just Sardines' is not a tote. It is a food philosophy. It is a lifestyle. It is a bag now.

🐟 Navy tote, white hand-drawn fine line illustration — minimal, bold, unmistakably Mediterranean
🫙 Pairs with the 50 Shades of Lox tote and poster — because if you are this committed to fish, you go all the way
🧰 Pairs with the Gefilte Fish Factory tote and poster — for the ones who take their Ashkenazi food heritage as seriously as their omegas
🍣 Pairs with the Sushi Sisters tote and poster — because the ocean deserves multiple tributes, obviously
🛒 10 litre capacity — enough for your sardines, your olive oil, your crusty bread, and zero regrets
🧵 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — built for the fish market, the farmers market, and the long haul
🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no waiting, no bureaucracy

Take it to the fish market. Take it to the shuk. Take it to the deli where they know your name and your order. Obviously.

You eat your omegas. You carry your sardines. That deserves a tote. Obviously.

L'chaim. 💙

€34,00
Sale price  €34,00 Regular price 

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