Some people out there need an app for emotional support. There is one. It is called BetterHelp. I am not it.

You know the type. The ones who treat you like their personal 24/7 chatbot, armchair therapist, life coach, and emotional dumping ground — all in one. Who message you at 3 AM. Who pick a fight when you do not respond fast enough. Who somehow make your boundaries about their feelings. Who ask you what a food is instead of Googling it because what they actually want is your attention, not the answer. For everyone who has ever had to deal with draining attention-seeking behavior dressed up as friendship — this poster is for you. Bold. Pink. Unapologetic. On your wall where it belongs.

It is for the person who has blocked more people this year than they care to count — and has zero regrets about any of them.
It is for the one who finally stopped explaining themselves and just hit block.
It is for everyone who knows that protecting your energy is not mean. It is survival. Obviously.

"I'm Not the Better Help App" is not a poster. It is a boundary. It is a lifestyle. It is a tote bag now — but first, it is a poster.

🎨 Beige background, bold pink typography — as bold as your capacity to block without explanation
💬 For everyone who ever had to deal with draining attention-seeking behavior dressed up as care
🚫 Not your job to be anyone’s therapist, coach, or 24/7 emotional support chatbot
🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, FSC-certified, 0.26 mm thickness
📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous conviction
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises

Block ruthlessly and be unapologetic about it. Heal. Hang the poster. L'chaim. 💙