Rosé pink background. White hand lettered script. Three words. Obviously the most accurate job title you have ever held. Obviously.

This was lettered by hand with an acrylic marker on actual paper. Then scanned. Then vectorized — a process that involved Adobe Illustrator adding white circles into places white circles had absolutely no business being, ChatGPT suggesting to redraw the entire lettering with a mouse (obviously not), and eventually a 2-color vectorization solution that worked despite everyone involved. Obviously the art survived. Obviously it always does. Obviously. 💙😂

The result: rosé pink background, white flowing hand lettered script, and three words that every cat owner reads and immediately feels completely seen. Obviously. 💙

Obviously you are a bad slave if there is no tuna for dinner. Obviously you know this. Obviously your furry CEO has made this very clear on multiple occasions, at 3 AM, directly into your face. Obviously. 😂💙

It is for the one whose cat has a more demanding schedule than any boss they have ever had — and is significantly less apologetic about it.
It is for the one who bought the expensive cat food, the orthopedic cat bed, and the window hammock, and whose cat sleeps in a cardboard box. Obviously.
It is for the one who knows that “slave” is not an insult — it is a lifestyle, a calling, and honestly the most stable employment they have ever had. Obviously.

'Slave to the Cat' is not a poster. It is an official employment contract between you and your furry CEO, hand lettered, rosé pink, framed on the wall now. Obviously.

🎨 Hand lettered with an acrylic marker, scanned, vectorized against Adobe Illustrator’s will — the art won. Obviously.
💗 Rosé pink background, white hand lettered script — soft, elegant, and absolutely done with the 3 AM wake-up calls. Obviously.
✨ For the cat slave, the furry CEO employee, the one whose tuna budget exceeds their own food budget. Obviously.
🤝 Pairs perfectly with 'Slave to the Cat' Tote Bag, 'Cat CEO Loves Tuna', and every other cat-adjacent product in this shop — right here, obviously
📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous feline authority
🖨️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — FSC-certified, smooth, non-reflective, Shiri-approved
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no tuna required, no 3 AM wake-up calls included

You didn’t choose the cat life. The cat life chose you. And obviously you wouldn’t have it any other way. L'chaim. 💙