Not a condiment. Not a treat. Not something to be used sparingly, guiltily, in secret. Butter is a food group. It has always been a food group. Your babushka knew this. Her babushka knew this. The cow knew this.

The 'Butter Is a Food Group' tote is for the Ray Peat people. The full-fat people. The people who cook with butter, finish with butter, and occasionally eat butter directly off the knife while standing at the kitchen counter at 4 AM because they are building something and the body needs fuel and the fuel is butter. Obviously. 😂

Black tote, white font — as white as your full fat cream was before it was churned into good old butter. The only people who did not know butter was a food group were the ones who invented margarine in 1869 and have been causing problems ever since. You know who you are. This tote is not for you. 💙

It is for everyone who has watched someone reach for the seed oil spray and said nothing, out of politeness, while knowing. You know. The tote knows. It is also for everyone whose grandmother put butter on everything and lived to ninety-three and never once read a nutrition label because the nutrition was self-evident and it was butter. 😂

🧈 Black tote, white font — as white as full fat cream before it became butter
🐄 For Ray Peat followers, full-fat devotees, babushka-informed eaters, and 4 AM butter knife people
🥛 Pairs perfectly with Rage Against the Oat Milk, Mayonnaise Saved My Life, and the full Ray Peat collection
🛍️ 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for your groceries and your nutritional convictions
🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no seed oils, no apologies

Buy the good butter. The salted one. Use more than the recipe says. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙