Not a suggestion. Not a vibe. A legally binding document you can carry to the market.

The 'Eat Sleep Repeat' tote exists because "live, laugh, love" was never really your vibe — and frankly, it showed. You need something more honest. More you. Something that goes with you to the shops, to the farmer's market, to the bakery, to wherever you are going to acquire the things that will help you eat well, sleep deeply, and repeat. Because the body keeps the score. And the body has been filing complaints for months. 😂

Black tote, white font — stark, honest, the aesthetic of someone who has stopped pretending that hustle culture was ever going to work for them. This is the tote of a woman who eats well when she remembers, sleeps deeply when she allows it, and repeats — because that is already progress. Obviously. 💙

It is for the burnout graduate who has made peace with her body's filing system. It is for the woman whose to-do list now includes "rest" and means it. It is for everyone who needs a permission slip, a prescription, and a gentle ultimatum — all in one tote. 😂

🛍️ Black tote, white font — soft on the outside, absolutely not on the inside
🍕 Pairs beautifully with anchovy pizza, a fully charged vacuum robot, and zero guilt
🤝 Pairs perfectly with Kicking Hashimoto in the Ass and the full wellness collection
🛍️ 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for your groceries and your new priorities
🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises, no Formular required

Eat well. Sleep deeply. Repeat as needed. L'chaim. 💙