She came to LinkedIn with dark Jewish humor, homemade mayonnaise, and a sourdough starter that refused to rise. She stayed because the polls were undefeated.

The 'Queen of Polls' tote is a monument to one woman's contribution to the internet. Black tote, large white font, big impact — because the Queen of Polls does not do small statements. Joyful Objects founder Phyllis Tulaszewski started her entire social media and shop career with her infamous LinkedIn polls and ended up with her own prescribed shop therapy: creating funny posters and tote bags, healing all her trauma, one matte print at a time. Obviously. 😂

Should she day drink on Saturday or Sunday? Both options received serious consideration. Is mayo a condiment or a lifestyle? Mayo appeared five times in the same poll. With different emojis. All five were valid. Would she marry an American solely for the air conditioning, given that Germany simply does not believe in it? The people voted. The people understood. 💙

It is for everyone who voted. Everyone who chose mayo — any of the five versions. Everyone who has ever refreshed LinkedIn on a Saturday morning hoping there is a new poll because it is, genuinely, the highlight of their week and they are not ashamed. 😂

👑 Black tote, large white font — regal, bold, algorithmically blessed
📊 Mayo appeared five times in one poll. Five. With different emojis. All correct.
❄️ Would relocate for AC. Has not relocated. Still posting polls about it.
🛍️ 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for your groceries and your LinkedIn opinions
🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, maximum poll participation

Long may she reign. Long may the polls run. Install air conditioning in Germany. Carry the tote. L'chaim. 💙