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'Tote for Unkosher Groceries' Tote Bag — No Judgment. Just Shellfish.

€34,00
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593cb284-6e21-40b7-8318-f8914fc8fa04

'Tote for Unkosher Groceries' Tote Bag — No Judgment. Just Shellfish.

This tote has been to the shouk. To the fish market. To the farmers market where the shrimp were extremely fresh and completely non-kosher. It has carried shellfish with dignity, pork schnitzel without apology, and crème fraîche for that white wine pork loin that is frankly nobody else's business.

The Tote for Unkosher Groceries is for the culinarily liberated. The secular Jews, the lapsed observers, the culturally Jewish but gastronomically free. For everyone who knows exactly what the rules are and has made a fully informed, completely enthusiastic decision to fill this bag with whatever they want. With butter. Obviously.

Take it to the market. Take it to the fish counter. Take it anywhere your unkosher heart desires. It holds 10 litres of absolutely zero regrets.

🦐 For all your unkosher favorites — united in one bag, judgment-free
⬛ Black cotton tote, white typography — bold, sturdy, and fully committed to the shellfish
🛒 Pairs perfectly with the shouk on a Saturday morning, fresh shrimp, and the Home for Unkosher Groceries poster
🚫 Not with the kosher police. They are not invited to this market run.
👜 100% cotton — reinforced handles, 10 litre capacity, built for serious grocery missions
📐 Machine wash warm, wash inside out — because even unkosher totes deserve good care
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no compromises

Fill it up. Own it. L'chaim. 💙

€34,00
Sale price  €34,00 Regular price 

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