She did not choose celibacy. Celibacy chose her. And she is carrying her groceries in style while she waits it out. Obviously.

Here is what nobody tells you about the undersexed lifestyle: it is surprisingly peaceful. You go to bed at 9 PM. You have excellent skin. You finish your own sentences. You do not have to explain your Ray Peat diet to anyone. You light a candle, you do your skincare, you wake up on your own schedule, and you carry this tote to the farmers market with the quiet dignity of someone who has made a temporary but very intentional life choice.

And then one day a Jewish man from the Galilee read the phrase and said he related immediately. Which confirmed what we already suspected: this is not a Catholic problem. This is a universal human condition that transcends all denominations, all borders, all theological frameworks. The undersexed are everywhere. They are among us. They carry totes. 😂

It is for the relapsed Catholic who still crosses herself out of habit. The recently single who has rediscovered the spiritual benefits of a very large bed all to herself. The one who decided that a trashy dating app is simply not worth it and self-love is a perfectly valid alternative. The woman who is too precious for sex with the wrong one and knows it. Obviously.

Undersexed Like Virgin Mary is not a complaint. It is a diagnosis. It is a lifestyle. It is a tote bag now.

🖤 Black tote, bold pink font — dark on the outside, warm and slightly ironic on the inside, exactly like the celibate era
🕯️ Pairs perfectly with 'Guilt Is My Love Language' and 'I Gotta Confess' — the full Catholic guilt collection, carry it all to confession
🛍️ 10 litre capacity — enough for your groceries, your candles, and your very intentional life choices
🧵 100% cotton, reinforced stitching on handles — sturdy enough for the long haul. You know about long hauls.
🧹 Machine wash warm (max 40°C), tumble dry low
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no judgment, no unsolicited dating advice

Carry it to the farmers market. Carry it to the candle shop. Carry it everywhere the wrong ones are not invited.

You are too precious for the wrong one. That deserves a tote. Obviously.

L'chaim. Amen. Whatever applies. 💙