You did not grind your teeth because you forgot to brush. You ground them because you kept going when everything around you was falling apart. Deadlines. Impossible systems. Forms that required other forms. Difficult people in positions of power. And through all of it you clenched your jaw and carried on. Obviously. The dentist noticed. Obviously.

This poster is for everyone who has ever woken up with a sore jaw and a full inbox. For the ones whose stress lived in their teeth before it lived anywhere else. For the burnout survivors who now have a strong opinion about night guards, magnesium glycinate, and the exact moment everything became too much. Obviously.

It is also for everyone who has ever had a well-meaning person suggest that maybe you should just brush more. Obviously not. Bruxism is not a hygiene issue. Bruxism is a survival strategy. And you survived. Obviously.

Turquoise background. Red typography — just as red as your inflamed gums. Bold, unapologetic, deeply relatable. Obviously.

• 😬 For everyone who ground their teeth through the unsurvivable and survived anyway
• 🦷 Pairs perfectly with 'Crowned Princess', 'I Trust My Dentist More Than My Dad' and the full Dentist Series
• 💙 Turquoise background, red typography — striking, bold, unapologetically honest
• 🎁 The perfect gift for anyone who has survived burnout, bruxism, or a particularly bad year
• 🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, FSC-certified
• 📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous emotional accuracy
• ✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no waiting, no unnecessary suffering

Your jaw remembers everything. Obviously. This poster is proof. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙