Your walls have been through a lot. They've seen your sourdough fail to rise (unlike Jesus, it did not come back on the third day). They've witnessed the mayonnaise experiments. They've heard the babushka stories.

It's time to give them something beautiful.

The Latkes & Gefilte poster is here — equal parts dark humor, Eastern European warmth, and the kind of art that makes your guests say "wait, is that... funny? I think I'm crying? No, I'm laughing. Both."

Hang it in your kitchen. Hang it next to your sourdough starter (the one you named and talk to). Hang it wherever your inner babushka feels most at home.

❖️ Certified conversation starter at dinner parties
🥔 Pairs beautifully with latkes, existential dread, and homemade mayo
🥖 Will not rise on its own — unlike your starter, this one stays flat. That's the point.
🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — heavy enough to carry the weight of generational trauma
🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — soft and unshiny, like a grandmother's hug
📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, big feelings
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, ships flat, arrives ready for the kitchen wall

Make the latkes. Argue about the gefilte. Eat something. Hang the poster. L'chaim. 💙