There was a time. Not long ago. A time of innocence and reasonable meat prices. You could walk into any Imbiss in this country, hand over a small amount of money, and receive a döner kebab of dignity and substance. The bread was warm. The sauce was generous. The lamb was present. Life made sense.

That time is over.

The döner has become a philosophical crisis wrapped in flatbread. €8.50 in Berlin. €9.00 in Frankfurt. Rumours of €10 that nobody wants to confirm because confirmation would mean acceptance and we are not ready to accept. The economists have opinions. The politicians have opinions. The man behind the counter has a new price list laminated in plastic because he is also tired of explaining it.

Nobody asked the sourdough. The sourdough is also rising. Everything is rising. That is the theme of our era.

The Döner Inflation poster is for everyone who remembers. Who grieves quietly. Who orders it anyway because what is the alternative — a sad desk sandwich? You are not an animal. You pay the €8.50. You do not make eye contact with your bank account. You eat standing up, as God intended, with sauce on your jacket, as is traditional.

This is Germany. This is 2026. The döner costs what it costs. We hang the poster and we remember who we were before.

🥙 Döner inflation — a eulogy, an invoice, a cry into the flatbread
🟡🖤 Warm yellow background, black typography — the color of bread, nostalgia, and mild economic despair
💬 Pairs with the Freelancing From Hell poster, the Finanzamt correspondence folder, and €8.50 you will never see again
🥄 Homemade mayo was made at home because at least THAT is still affordable
🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, unlike döner prices
🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — transparent about its costs, unlike the new menu
📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous feelings about flatbread economics
✨ Printed on demand — no hidden fees. Unlike the new menu.

Order the poster. Mourn the price. Eat the döner anyway. You deserve it. L'chaim — and may the sauce be generous even when nothing else is. 💙