She came to LinkedIn with dark Jewish humor, homemade mayonnaise, and a sourdough starter that refused to rise. She stayed because the polls were undefeated.

Her name is Phyllis Tulazsewski. And she is, by her own declaration and the overwhelming consensus of her followers, the Queen of Polls.

The Queen of Polls poster is a monument to one woman's contribution to the internet: the art of asking the questions nobody knew they needed answered. Should she day drink on Saturday or Sunday? (Both options received serious consideration.) Is mayo a condiment or a lifestyle? (Mayo appeared five times in the same poll. With different emojis. All five were valid.) Would she marry an American solely for the air conditioning, given that Germany simply does not believe in it? (The people voted. The people understood.)

Her followers showed up. They always show up. And when she doesn't post a poll for a while, they ask. They need to know. They have opinions and nowhere to put them and she, the Queen, gave them a home.

This poster is for everyone who voted. Everyone who chose mayo — any of the five versions. Everyone who has ever refreshed LinkedIn on a Saturday morning hoping there's a new poll, because it is, genuinely, the highlight of their week and they are not ashamed.

👑 Self-proclaimed Queen of Polls — the title was earned, the crown was always hers
🟦 Blue background, white typography — regal, bold, algorithmically blessed
🥚 Mayo appeared five times in one poll. Five. With different emojis. All correct.
❄️ Would relocate for AC. Has not relocated. Still posting polls about it.
🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, worthy of a queen
🌿 FSC-certified sustainable paper — even royalty has values
📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous LinkedIn energy
✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, maximum poll participation

Long may she reign. Long may the polls run. Install air conditioning in Germany. Hang the poster. L'chaim. 💙