They did not fall apart because you were careless. They fell apart because you carried too much for too long. The stress lived in your jaw before it lived anywhere else. The grinding happened at night, quietly, while you were busy surviving everything else. And now the dentist has a plan. A long one. With appointments. And opinions about your enamel.

This poster is for everyone currently mid-renovation. The ones sitting in the waiting room with a numb jaw and a very clear understanding of what chronic stress actually costs. The burnout graduates who now know more about porcelain crowns than they ever expected to. The people who held it together so hard that their teeth did not.

It is also for everyone who has ever had to explain to someone that this is not about brushing. Obviously it is not about brushing. The renovation is structural. The renovation is earned. And it will be magnificent when it is done. Obviously.

Orange background. Greyish typography. Warm, honest, unapologetically under construction.

• 🛠️ For everyone whose teeth are currently mid-renovation and whose jaw remembers everything
• 🦷 Pairs perfectly with 'Crowned Princess', 'Grinding My Teeth Since 2007' and the full Dentist Series
• 🪨 Orange background, greyish typography — warm, grounded, construction-site honest
• 🎁 The perfect gift for anyone surviving burnout, bruxism, or a particularly ambitious dental plan
• 🖼️ 200 gsm premium matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, FSC-certified
• 📐 13×18 cm / 5×7″ — small format, enormous structural integrity
• ✨ Printed on demand — no minimums, no waiting, no unnecessary suffering

The renovation is in progress. Obviously. It will be worth it. Obviously. L'chaim. 💙